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Proof That Sex Changes for the Better the Older You Get (24 gifs)
These are just some of the ways that sex is different at ages 18, 25 and 30 years old.
Foreplay:
At 18: Foreplay? What’s that?
At 25: You’ve got some tricks up your sleeve.
At 30: YES PLEASE, ALL OF IT.
Underwear:
At 18: The faster it’s off, the better.
At 25: You have the perfect pair of lingerie ready to go.
At 30: Whatever you’re wearing at the time.
Level of awkwardness:
At 18: Almost totally awkward.
At 25: Nothing that some alcohol won’t fix.
At 30: You’ve got this.
Frequency:
At 18: He wants to do it all the time.
At 25: All the time you spend together is for that.
At 30: She wants to do it more than him.
Times in one night:
At 18: All the times that is physically possible.
At 25: Two or three and then spooning.
At 30: Once, but pretty damn mind-blowing.
Where:
At 18: In your parents’ house, hiding.
At 25: Anywhere, and if there’s a chance of getting caught, even better.
At 30: In the comfort of your bed.
Duration:
At 18: Five minutes.
At 25: Fifteen minutes, including the cigarette after.
At 30: Thirty minutes.
Expectations:
At 18: You’ll spend the rest of your lives together after this.
At 25: Maybe you guys can live together at some point?
At 30: Just being together right now.
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