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"In university, living in residence. Down in the first floor common area hanging out with friends. I’m giving a piggyback ride to a really cute girl.

She: Why don’t you carry me up to my room? Me: Guys aren’t allowed on the girls’ floor. I give her another ride around the common room instead."

"I was a lifeguard in high school. Had a girl ask me if I could teach her “Mouth-to-mouth” sometime, and winked at me. I told her she should just sign up for a first aid course."

"When I was about 18 I was sleeping over at the place of the girl I’d had a crush on for years. As I went to sleep on the couch she said “you could sleep here in the bed if you want” (her bed, that she was currently in).

I honestly have no idea what actually happened inside my brain at that point, but “no, the couch isn’t so bad” is what it came up with."

"I was in my car with a crush at an In N Out. We somehow got into the subject of boobs. She held her boobs and said, “mine feel heavy and firm but still perky.

It’d feel nice if someone else would touch them.” I replied, “oh I bet it would” and took a big bite of the burger."

"There was a very pretty girl that I was very interested in college. We had the same major so shared a lot of classes. One day she and I are talking and she says, “We should get together and study at my place. I can make dinner and everything.”

I replied with something like, “Oh! That’d be really nice and sounds like fun. Our class is small enough that we could probably invite everyone.”"

"Her: what’s your family background (where are they from)? Me: Czech Republic

Her: I’ve never been with a Czech guy (locks eyes with me and says) I’d like to try that Me: You should, we’re awesome!"

"Came back from a dinner with some friends in my car. One of which was my friend’s sister. She clearly points me out and asks what I’m doing after and asks if I want to come hang out with her and have a couple drinks at her place.

What do I say? “No that’s ok, I’m going to go back and watch some Mulan.” I wondered why everyone else in the car got really really quiet after that…"

"A girl told me multiple times she thought of us like Eric and Donna from That ’70s Show. All my dumb teenage brain could think was “This is inaccurate, I don’t smoke weed”… never mind that Eric and Donna were fucking for half of the show.

At least, I think that’s what she meant. Still not sure."

"One time we were both on shift and I was about to leave. She asked what I was planning to do later.

Me jokingly: “probably go home and jerk off.” Her in a softer voice: “Oh, did you need any help with that?” Me: “No thanks, I’m pretty good at it.” At the time I really thought she was just playing into the conversation."

"Posted before, but the girl was running her hand through my hair telling me how soft it was and asking me how I did it. Proceeded to talk for like 5 mins about the shampoo I was using until she cut me off to tell me she had been trying to flirt with me all night."

"She asked me if we can continue to talk in my bed… So I just kept talking in the bed lmao. At least she was good listening."

"Was at a party, girl and her friend told me they wanted to show me around the house. They took me straight to the master bedroom shoved me to the bed and proceeded to bite and wrestle me.

Drunk me wrestled back like I was in the WWE or some shit."

"The one that comes to mind is when I took a girl out in college, I dropped her off at her place and we kissed. She looked at me and said, “My roommate is gone for the weekend, I have the room all to myself.” I replied, “You’re lucky, I’m in a triple so I never have my room to myself. Well, good night.”