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History In NSFW Facts… (11 PICS + 11 GIFS)
"“Boston” Corbett, the guy who killed John Wilkes Booth (Lincoln’s assassin) was a raging lunatic who cut his own balls off with a pair of scissors after passing a couple of prostitutes on the street. He did not seek medical attention after he did that until after he had gone to a prayer meeting and had dinner. He also escaped from an insane asylum on horseback and was never seen again."
"Anton Leeuwenhoek, the father of microscopy, used his invention (the microscope) on his own sperm after one night with his wife. Sperm was unknown at the time and he thought they were little people."
"Felix Fauré, French president from 1895 to 1899, died while getting head."
"In ancient Egypt, the Pharaoh would periodically masturbate into the Nile as a ritual of sorts to guarantee good harvests."
"Hawaiian kings commonly had “harems” of both male and female lovers. The first European to make a Hawaiian to English dictionary didn’t want to scandalize his Victorian readers so translated the term for the male lovers to something like “intimate friend.” This caused some degree of confusion when missionaries arrived asking to become the intimate friends of the Hawaiian nobility."
"Brazilian Emperor built a huge personal library just so he could freely shag his mistresses without being bothered."
"When the future Edward VII balked at his mistresses accounts saying, “Madam I have spent enough on you to build a battleship.” She replied, “and you have spent enough in me to float one.”"
"William C. Minor, one of the contributing writers of the Oxford English Dictionary, chopped off his penis using the pocket knife he used to cut the bound pages of his old first edition book."
"It used to be thought that blowing smoke up someone’s ass was a way to revive them. Some swimming pools actually had a kit, with a bellows type device, the blow smoke up the ass of a drowning victim."
"There is a man named Eben Byers who is entombed in Pittsburgh’s Allegheny National Cemetery. He was a golf pro and socialite who ended up being the victim of quack medicine. He consumed so much “Radithor” (Radium dissolved in water) that just prior to his death his jaw literally eroded off of his face. His mausoleum has him in a lead coffin because he’s still radioactive"
"Ancient Rome was covered in penises. All around Pompeii excavators discovered phallic symbols from intricately carved 3D cock & balls to scribbled graffiti on street corners, above bread ovens, outside houses, in bathhouses, literally dicks everywhere. When Pompeii was discovered in the 1700’s this fact was suppressed by puritanical types and the church.
Italians of the area now use chili peppers as a replacement symbol, including as a necklace pendant you will see everywhere. Of course, peppers didn’t exist in Europe until Columbus returned from the new world. So chili pepper now equates to cock in southern Italy and if you walk around Pompeii lookout for all the dicks."
"In July 1184, Henry VI, King of Germany (later Holy Roman Emperor), held court at a Hoftag in the Petersberg Citadel in Erfurt. On the morning of 26 July, the combined weight of the assembled nobles caused the wooden second-story floor of the Peterskirche to collapse and most of them fell through into the latrine cesspit below the ground floor, where about 60 of them drowned in liquid excrement."
"Romans used to execute criminals in the Colosseum by recreating myths.
A woman was raped to death by a specially trained bull (Pasiphae) A man was given wings and thrown across the Colosseum (Icarus) Another was made to play an instrument and then be torn apart by animals (Orpheus) and many, many more."
"John R. Brinkley was an American “doctor” who would surgically implant goat testicles into men’s scrotums to cure impotence. His story gets crazier from there."
"There was a birth control plant in Roman times, but it went extinct because the Romans… Did a certain action to much."
"Rome lost as many soldiers in one battle as the United States lost in the entirety of the Vietnam War. It was The Battle of Cannae in 216 BC against Hannibal. And this was back when the entire world population was tiny compared to what it is now. Rome lost 20% of its adult male population in a single day."
"The artificial sweetener aspartame was discovered when a researcher thought it smelled sweet and had a taste in his laboratory.
The first rule of chemistry is apparently never to taste anything. So definitely NSFW."
"Julius Wagner-Jauregg won the 1927 Nobel prize for medicine – by giving people malaria
The fever from malaria would go so high that it could kill off an otherwise untreatable syphilis infection. Left untreated syphilis could lead to insanity so it was a pretty bad thing. In comparison, having malaria, which we had treatments for, was a blessing."
"Didn’t the author of Frankenstein lose her virginity on her mother’s grave"
"Mozart composed a song which literally translates to “Lick me in the arse.”"
"There used to be a parasite in ancient Egypt that cause boys/men to bleed through their penises, apparently, it was so common among men that ancient Egyptian thought that men had periods."
"Ammonia-rich fumes from a castle’s toilet system were used to delouse clothes inside special closets."
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Samson 3 year s ago
#6 Brazil had two emperors, one took the whores on the street and the other prefers books and technological gadgets to women. I don't think it's a true fact.
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Aaron 3 year s ago
uncle used to love me til she died ha ha
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