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Bedroom Etiquette: Navigating Sexual Common Courtesy (14 GIFS)
Posted in NSFW 5 Feb 2024 1581
“Clean yourself.”
“Make them comfortable. That doesn’t necessarily mean candles and roses, but make sure they’re having a good time before the deed. Take care of them.”
“Make sure there is cushioning where needed. And leverage. Ive seen busted knees, knocked heads, and strained muscles where not necessary.”
“Make sure you have a genuine try at getting them out of the washing machine first.”
“Be clean, tap on the vagina before entering.”
“Wash your hands thoroughly, I refuse to be the reason my partner gets a UTI.”
“Put the money on the nightstand.”
“Get all the farts out, and yes this is for you as well women. “
“Heed Redd Foxx’s wise words: Make sure you clean yo ass. “The nose knows.”
“SHAVE YOUR FACE. Unless it’s long enough to be soft of course. My wife says it’s like rubbing sandpaper all over her body when I even just miss a spot. Obviously, make sure everything smells good as well.”
“Go to the bathroom. Wiper thoroughly. take a mint or brush/mouthwash if you can. Discuss protecting before starting not during. Discuss hard nos.”
“Lick it before you stick it.”
“BRUSH YOUR TEETH.”
“Lame jokes. If you can’t be silly and have fun clothed, you can’t be silly and have fun naked.”
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