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"Old dude on an oxygen tank, smoking. He turned toward the crowd and with the two teeth he had left, he spat out, “Ya-kin see ‘er tits.” Solid Monday night"

"I was at a place in a poorer Rust Belt town. Girl comes up to us, pulls a baggie with a white powder out of it, throws it onto the table and says “I have to sell this for my boyfriend tonight. You interested?”. We said no and she grabbed said bag and continued on her mission."

"A guy eat a banana squeezed out of the stripper’s cooch.

For the curious, at the Nipa Hut in Angeles City, RP. 30 pesos cover guaranteed “two drinks and all you can eat.”"

"Guy jacking off in the bathroom and no…he wasn’t at a stall. Standing there, going full tilt in front of the mirror."

"I was supposed to be a cook at a strip club in Corpus Christi Texas. We were famous for our barbecue. Which was from a can. They never let me clean the container that the beef was kept in just pour another can on top. I noped Out after 3 days"

"One I went to in college had a little person as a bathroom attendant and if you tipped him $20 he would kick himself in the head"

"I went to the local ratty strip club with some buddies. I didn’t really want to be there but it was somewhere to party after the bars closed. I got to talking to a woman in her 40’s in a nurses outfit.

She told me she was wearing it because her daughter is going to nursing school and she’s working there to pay for it. She then tells me she’s paying for it to get closer to her daughter since she just got out of prison for putting a hit out on her husband. The guy the hit man went after attacked the wrong person and got arrested. Snitched on her.

I was too sober to be dealing with all that haha"

"Somewhere in Pennsyltucky: a pregnant stripper pole dancing to a man playing Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down on acoustic guitar."

"A stripper that let the guys suck her titties. My buddy went for his turn, but there was dried chewing tobacco stuck around her nipples from the last guy."

"I was with a bachelor party and a dancer asked if she could use my belt. I thought that she was going to spank the other stripper with it. Hell yeah, here’s my belt.

She then invites the overweight sweaty groom from another bachelor party onstage and proceeds to pull down his pants and beat his bare ass with it. The worst part was when she “sawed” it between his legs and handed it back to me. Needless to say, I held up my pants with my hands the rest of the night."

"My friend and I went to this fully nude strip club and while sitting at a table this girl (probably early 20s) and older lady (at least 60) came up and sat with us. After talking to them for awhile, the girl told us she actually worked at that strip club and the older lady with her was her mom. They later told us her mom comes and watches her and her friends work all the time. She said even her dad will sometimes come and watch."

"A stripper with IBS who had an “accident” at the bottom of the pole. They made her clean it up before she left the stage."

"Buddy had a lot of small bills he wanted to get rid of, so he hands me a stack of cash and I sit at the edge of the stage and prepare for some dances. Beautiful dancer steps in front of me and I keep placing bill after bill down in front of her. There’s no alcohol served so it’s a full nude club, and she lays on her back and opens her legs wide. Another dollar.

She then dips her thumb between her legs and proceeds to Rafiki my forehead with her trench drench.

And well… another dollar."

"I once saw a man with a large McDonald’s fry sitting at the main stage. He then too out ketchup packets and squirted the ketchup on the floor of the stage, dipped his fries in it, and ate them…"

"Skid mark on my khakis from a lap dance."

"A Club in Niagara Falls Canada has the seamstress who fixes the g-strings and outfits set up in the ladies bathroom. This poor old woman works all night in a stinky bathroom, so wrong."

"There was a condom machine in the restroom. Someone had carefully written “Don’t buy this gum. It tastes like rubber” on it."

"One of my best friends used to live in Tampa. He was a regular at one of the clubs and became friends with some of the dancers. One of the girls told him that another regular would come in and pay her to piss in a bottle so that he could sip on it while she gave him dances.

She agreed to do so….. except she never pissed in any of the bottles. Instead, she would have one of the bouncers piss in the bottle and the guy would sit there sipping the bouncer’s piss, thinking it was the dancers."

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