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"Guys, if you are trying to hide the smell of cigarette smoke from your partner, rub your hand all over your balls. The ball/taint sweat for some reason cuts right through the smoke/nicotine smell better than soap."
"When you poop, spread your cheeks and hold them in position while sitting down. This will keep everything more clean. I call this tactic the Sumo Wrestler."
"The underneath/sides of the boobs are more sensitive than the top of them and the cleavage."
"Ask what they like and do your research"
"Cold water gets cum off skin much better than hot water."
"Use aloe vera straight from the plant as lube; natural, cheap & feels great"
"Remember to pee before sex"
"Penis can be used as a stylus"
"Hold small objects in the fold under your boobs"
"Using the massage function of my shower head… for a different type of massage"
"I find that tensing my arm muscles from time to time during sex helps me last longer."
"Always keep clean up supplies nearby"
"Don’t stand directly behind your partner when using a flogger. You want the tails to impact on the butt-cheeks, not wrap around the hips."
"If you get into a dangerous situation like a fight you’re not prepared for, poop yourself. Do it and they would really think about messing with someone that just pooped themselves.
Alternatively, poop yourself, get your hand in your pants to grab some of it, smear it all over yourself and run at them, they will avoid you like the plague."
"Always have coconut oil on hand as a lube. It’s no mess and works everywhere."
"Excessive masturbation to porn can cause ED in people with penises. It’s called porn induced erectile disfunction. Why did no one tell me this sooner!"
"Trim your pubes. It will make your PP look bigger (DON’T shave, btw, because it can cause infection)"
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Plus if you can't get hard unless porn is involved, just watch some porn together. It's fun.