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These Are Some Awful Sexual Experiences… (17 GIFS)

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"My ex once kicked me in the stomach when she had an orgasm. I was on top, so i fell to the floor and split my head open. Had to stay in hospital overnight…"

Ropek13

"He stops mid thrust and says “ I know this is a bad time to say this, but I think we should just be friends”"

Twilight_Cee

"Having sex with a girl at a house party who bled over both of us, but because it was dark neither of us realised. We proceeded to walk into a house party full of people with blood over our clothes and hands."

freedomnerd

"My current girlfriend rubbed some muscle cream on my legs after a bit of sport. She then started to go down on me, forgetting to wash her hands after the cream. I started to feel a little hot and cold sensation which ended up in scorching pain for about 30 minutes. We laugh about it today but in the heat of the moment, it was the worst thing ever."

hugeduck777

"Very romantic jacuzzi tub setting with music and candles. She’s sitting on top facing the same way as me. Leans back to kiss me, and her hair catches fire from the candles behind us. Luckily it was put out quickly but the smell and cleanup was the worst."

jumpie-cabies

"When I was 20, I had a long distance girlfriend and when she was in town, we would really go at it. Ya know, releasing a couple months of pent up sexual frustration in a couple days.

I got into a weird position, and it was straining something in me, I just didn’t know what. I’m about to switch, but then I noticed she was responding really well. So I said to myself “man, I’ll just suck it up” and went for it for a while till she got hers. We both finished and I thought all was good.

She left, and a week later I noticed a bulge forming just above my dick. Fearing the worst; dick cancer or some such nonsense, I went and saw a doctor. Yep, got a hernia. Had to get surgery."

Superdunez

"My coworker and I both got wasted after the work holiday party and started hooking up. Right before we were gonna do the deed I started having second thoughts. Not knowing how to verbalize that in my altered state of mind, I just burst into tears.

He probably thinks the sight of his dick made me cry. We’re cool now but he didn’t look me in the eye for weeks."

PositivePoet79

"When he kept meowing at me during sex…"

KatieL6547

"I was with a guy who kept smelling my armpits (despite me telling him cleary that I wasn’t into that) and who came in less than 10 seconds."

tminica

"Trying to get a boner while tripping balls on LSD. Only threesome ive ever been offered and I was not even remotely horny."

adamrhine37

"A guy that was so boring my mind wondered to the groceries I had to buy the next morning"

Remarkable-Season

"He stopped halfway through, wandered away and came back with a bowl of rice krispies……I married him."

fuckinyaldi

"Slept for the first time with a guy I’ve been seeing for two months. He was done in under two minutes and wanted to go to sleep. I was like, ok.. and turned sideways to face the wall. He spooned me and cupped my right breast from behind and said “this is how I sleep with my mom”."

ladyhighbun

"She told me I had a smaller dick then the last person she slept with and I went full erect to completely flaccid in .5 seconds"

Vtjets77

"Her husband came home.

It was a tinder hook up and I had no fucking idea she was married.

I didn’t even hear him coming. One minute I was banging her from behind, the next I’m in a fucking choke hold and rapidly losing consciousness while she screams and begs him to stop. I black out, and when I come around I’m lying in the garden, naked, with all of my clothes scattered around me. Apparently he dragged me down the stairs by my foot and my head bounced off of every step, then he dumped me outside, locked the door and proceeded to trash his own house up."

caddy1984

"…to keep it short One Night stand, went to chick’s place, started getting hot & heavy, she said she was going to get ready, after 10-20ish minutes she came back wearing a full Barney the Dinosaur costume at which point my brain blue screened on me."

whatnameisnttaken098

"I threw the condom over my shoulder in preparation for round 2 because I got a second wind. While im busy doing the deed I hear an awful gagging/choking sound behind me. The cat was choking on the discarded condom, semen and all. My girl friends mum bursts in the room thinking someone is dying. You can imagine how the rest plays out… GG"

zagacious

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