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After-Sex Oddities: Women's Weirdest Words (18 GIFS)
Posted in NSFW 16 Oct 2023 3147
"Not really weird but I slept with this girl while backpacking Asia, she was also a backpacker. After a bit of chillin/ talking I got up to get dressed, she looked at my soft dick and said “you’re quite shy when you’re not excited”. I thought it was hilarious."
"She pointed at my face and said, “i hate you,” then pointed at my dick and said, “But i love you,” then pointed at my face again and said, “But i HATE you”"
"Right after I finished she said “If I get pregnant I’m keeping it”. I was dumbfounded and when I didn’t respond quick enough she got really agitated like I had hurt her feelings and yelled “Fine! You don’t have to be involved if you don’t want to!”
We had just met that night. My condom use skyrocketed after that night."
"“What are your sexual goals this year”? Just to have it is enough…"
"She burped and said “well now I’m full” and got off me and went to the bathroom. Weird as hell."
"I pull out, after I exploded. She looks at the filled condom, and says, “we would have had twins”"
"I don’t have a lot of weird things imo but one that threw me off is “did you dick get bigger inside me?” To which I responded “probably it goes in stages”"
"I was inside her when she stopped moving and asked me to do the same. Then, she just said “Come. Come now.” Like she was firmly instructing a puppy or something.
Weird as it was, it was practically telepathy: I exploded."
"She didn’t necessarily say anything weird but…
She gripped my piece and whistled the SpongeBob SquarePants flute sound while moving her fingers like a flute player."
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