Wanna Know Some NSFW Facts? (10 PICS + 9 GIFS)

4 Dec 2020

“Napoleon’s penis was removed by the doctor doing the autopsy and preserved. It’s been sold and resold to many buyers. It was purchased by a professor of urology at Columbia University in the 70’s and passed on to his daughter when he died about 15 years ago, she is the current owner.”

02K30C1

“When the Egyptians conquered what is now Libya, they took 13,000+ foreskins of the defeated enemy as trophies.”

SWH007

“Nintendo bought the rights to a Super Mario porn parody (and its sequel), specifically so they could entirely shut down its distribution.”

sck8000

“The famous song “Manah Manah” from Sesame Street & The Muppet was actually composed for an Italian soft-core porn movie.”

Iowa_Dave

“There is a chemical in a few brands of ship paint that makes female sea snails grow penises and then explode.”

CyborgBears1

“Governor Ratcliffe of Pocahontas fame was flayed alive by the Powhatan using mussel shells. They skinned his entire body saving his face for last. Then he was burned at the stake.”

KidLancelot

“The Romans had a plant that was an effective contraceptive but then fucked it out of existence.”

KlerWatchCo

“There’s a group of flat-worms that live on the ocean floor. They are hermaphroditic and can supply sperm to others or give birth themselves if they are fertilized by others.

All individuals ‘want’ to be the one to supply the sperm as it’s much less resource-intensive than growing your own babies, so they use their sharp penises to ‘penis fence’ with others to be the first to inject the other with sperm. There are some great penis fencing videos online, take a look There’s a load of weird and wonderful facts out there on sex competition in animals.”

theavenuehouse

“90% of koalas have chlamydia.”

omgyoucunt

“During WW1, STIs were incredibly common, and some soldiers purposely tried to get infected so that they could be honorably discharged and avoid the trenches. Some were ordered to be chaste and threatened with punishment but it didn’t really stop them… They would transfer pus between penises with match sticks.”

CatsOverFlowers

“A hamster has about as much blood as an erection.”

FaultyFiddler

“As a woman is about to orgasm, the vagina decreases in size by as much as 30%. This contraction helps to increase the sensitivity felt by the woman as she climaxes into the orgasm.”

AnonymousHornyGirl_

“The record for the most orgasms in one hour by a woman is 134, whereas the same record for a man is 16.”

VictorBlimpmuscle

“The world record for longest distance ejaculated is ~18 feet (~5.5m).”

MagicHornyToad

“Ducks have fake, decoy vaginas, due to the sheer number of duck rapists.”

DrunkEwok4

“Breast implants turn into a “sticky goo” during cremation. Crematorium workers need to clean the goo off the bottom of the furnace after her body has been cremated.”

Back2Bach

“Peyronie’s disease is a condition where scar tissue forms inside the penis, causing it to be bent when the patient has an erection. It must be painful.”

CapnImpulse