Girls Are So Weird (And Not Just In Bed)!
27 Jan 2020
“… This involves hugging her and lifting her up and down somewhat quickly. It always makes her smile and she makes the cutest noises. Sometimes I’ll stop too early and she will politely ask for more. She’s 30 years old and I will always be there to bounce her when she needs it most.”
“… and to have me forcefully inhale and exhale so that her head bounces along on it. She finds it relaxing.”
” I then must do the same and, when the coast is clear, slightly lift our respective shirts and BELLY BUMP! Then just walk away like cold war spies.”
#7 So bite her, Nancy.
#8 Oooooohhhhhh I get it!!! You're laying *down* - as in feathers! So you're laying feathers in your bed. Yeah that would make for a soft bed. Then, after you lay the feathers down, and you lie in that bed, it'll be all soft and cushy. ...But don't the down feathers get in your chest hair?
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What kind of psychopathic monster sets the volume to an odd number?