Men Are Simple Creatures
17 Sep 2019
When you ask your boyfriend to buy tampons:
“My husband saw a girl in a bikini doing this and thought he would follow her lead...”
A man who controls himself 24/7.
“My boyfriend just asked me why there’s a pregnancy test in the kitchen cabinet.”
He has no time for all that girly stuff...
“This is how my husband eats his pancakes... It drives me up the wall.”
A 21st century romantic feat
When I’m asked how my vacation was:
A coach and an influencer, all in one
“I asked my husband to make the bed.”
Maybe send your husband a picture of what he should buy.
“My husband eats the pizza from the half I ordered instead of his half...”
“Each time someone says women can’t deal with different tools, I’ll remember this. I asked my husband to bring the knife sharpener. Look what he brought.”
Consider the fact that your girlfriend might follow you.
When your wife asks you to bring her lip balm and you decide to buy everything “for lips” just in case.
“You’re welcome, dear.”
“My boyfriend eats the cream out of the Oreos and leaves the cookie part.”
Bonus: He’d better be quiet.
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