These Are The Best Kinds Of Boyfriends And Husbands!
30 Nov 2017
Watching My Girlfriend's Tortoise While She's On Vacation. She Told Me To Keep Him Out Of Trouble
When My Wife Leaves Town, I Get Bored. Six Days Into Her Vacation I Joked "I'm Going To Have A Formal Dinner With The Cats." Then I Thought About It For A While
My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result
Had Minor Surgery Today. My Husband Didn't Want To Take Any Chances So He Wrote Instructions On My Arms And Legs
I Ask My Husband If He Realises He Has Never Actually Painted Us Both In The Same Painting So He Paints This Masterpiece
My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
My Girlfriend Took A Pic At The Dallas Aquarium. I Took A Pic At Target. They're Virtually Indistinguishable
My Wife Didn't Want To Take Maternity Pictures, So I Hired A Photographer And Took Her Place
My Girlfriend Said If I Could Find Uglier Footwear, She Would Stop Poking Fun At My Crocs
So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'
This Is What Happens When You Let Your Boyfriend Take The Cat To The Groomer
This Is How You Support A Marathoning Girlfriend
When My Wife Asked Me To "Touch Up" Our Engagement Photos
The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize
My Girlfriend Was Out Of Town So My Dog And I Finally Had The Dinner We're Always Putting Off
My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work
My Boyfriend Of 7 Years And I Are Both Physicists. Here's How He Proposed To Me
I Got Married Last Week, My Wife Wanted Me To Only Take Serious Pictures With My Groomsman
My Newly-Wed Friend Left This For His Wife
I Got Bored And Turned On The Motion Detection On Our Nanny Cam And Set It Email My Wife While She's At Work Tonight. Then I Dressed Up In An Old Halloween Mask And Set My Plan Into Motion. My Ear Is Still Bleeding From Her Phone Call. But Yet I Can't Wait To Buy More Masks.
Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today
Heard My Husband Telling The Dog To Stay Still In The Kitchen, Walked In And This Greeted Me
Thought I Looked Cute As Hell Today And My Boyfriend Told Me I Look Like Pinhead Larry
My Boyfriend Thinks He's Soo Funny
I Start My Dream Job Tomorrow (Maternity Nursing). Here's The Cake My Boyfriend Got Me To Celebrate
My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One
I Bought My Wife A Necklace For Christmas. The Guy Asked Me If I Would Like It Gift Wrapped. I Told Him Yes And Asked Him To Make It Look As Horrible As Possible. He Pulled Out A Roll Of Tape And Said "As You Wish Sir"
My Brother Was Sad His Girlfriend Couldn't Come To Our Halloween Party, So He Came As Both Of Them
Fell Asleep In The RV. Husband Got All The Kids To Scream At Once. I Woke Up To This. Still Not Talking To Those Assholes
Picking A Fight With My Wife
My Wife Wasn't As Excited As Me For My Fortune
The Way This Husband Is Thankful To His Wife And Children
My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today
My Wife Looked Menacing While Throwing Her Bouquet, So I Used My Few Skills In PS To Fit The Mood
My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today
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Trying To Sent Subtle Hints To My Wife Last Night
This Is What My Boyfriend Did To Prevent Me From Snooping Before He Proposed
When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This
For The Past Two Years, Anything Sitting In Our Garage That The Wife Says We Can't Get Rid Of, I've Hung As "Art" In Our Otherwise Useless Front Room
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Philomena 3 month s ago
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