No One Should Have to See This
12 Jul 2012
A wall full of Nicolas Cage's face when you wake up
A microwave asking for a blood sacrifice
A close-up picture of that guy from LMFAO
A juggalo taking a picture with a poptart
A menacing cow in your rearview mirror
A gorilla that wants to fight you
A wet, angry koala
This playlist at a party
Anything, if you're this kid
Or this guy
What really happened to your lost Halloween candy
Your favorite food in a relationship
The guy from Nickelback without a shirt on
Anyone named "hambubger"
A "dick attack"
Your child being devoured by a couch
Relationships being torn apart by a "booty pillow"
Yourself on Google Maps
A pigeon contemplating cannibalism
Zach Galafiniakis without his beard
Or Nick Offerman without his mustache
This process in action
Anyone liking this page
Or this page
And this one too
A selfish gorilla
A serial butt-stabber
Bad fan art of yourself
The old man that Andy Murray keeps in his tennis bag
This status on Facebook
Or this status
And this
*of a retard