Reasons Why ‘90s Boy Bands Were the Best
18 Apr 2012
Our boybands had dolls,
dressed as dolls,
were bilingual,
and extremely multicultural.
(They're wearing kimonos)
Our boybands had awesome fan websites,
were competitive,
and would battle it out on TRL every day.
Our boybands looked great in sunglasses,
overalls,
camo,
ripped jeans,
leather,
tight baby t's,
polka dots with jorts,
silk pajamas,
giant top hats,
oversized robes,
this,
and I don't even know.
Our boybands weren't afraid to wear du-rags,
earrings,
onesies,
and hair extensions.
Our boybands were athletic,
How did they do it?!
really good with cheetahs,
and knew how to stylishly dress for award shows.
Our boybands had really bad tattoos, like AJ's:
69 - around belly button
extremely creative fan art,
There was only so much you could do in MS paint.
and a gay Lance Bass.
Our boybands weren't afraid to segregate their uglier members,
sold waffles,
and could dance!
Our boybands had awesome hairstyles, like Justin Timberlakes ramen noodle hair,
Nick Lachey's frosted tips,
Chris Kirkpatrick's pineapple head,
JC's mane,
Nick Carter's side part,
and Justin's cornrows.
Our boybands had super cool facial hair,
looked great in waiter's uniforms,
and had famous siblings.
Our boybands were really good with technology,
Those are cellphones.
loved designer jeans,
and had a member that looked like Jesus.
Our boybands cared about farm animals,
children,
and the holidays!
Our boybands weren't afraid to drop their pants,
wear funky hats,
and be drenched in glitter.
Our boybands weren't afraid to wrap themselves in lights,
match,
or wear leopard print.
Our boybands loved hanging out on hammocks,
riding in cars,
crossing their arms,
peeing,
pretending to be pimps,
and chillin' with hot babes.
Our boybands were spiritual,
had braces,
and liked dressing as Shakespeare.
Our boybands loved themselves,
but most importantly, they loved you!
Sincerely,
Rest of the world.
...but my homosexuality is level 9000 (and rising).
Are you guys talking about incest? oh wait this is a website for pricks anyway.